My name is Kevin Perjurer and welcome to The Perj. I have had a long and successful life, but like many of the greatest humans in the history of the world, I am always focusing on my next big thing. If you wish to know about my life as a whole, I urge you to read all about me. Today, however, my main project is Defunctland. Defunctland is an amusement park that I and my followers are creating by utilizing the theme park attractions of the past. You can learn more about the park here. Thank you for visiting The Perj!